I'm ready for my new family!

Local Shelter

PA Kennel License #5254
Wags Rescue & Referral
Southampton Pa 18966

Name: Maxx (yes, Maxx)
Breed: Terrier Mix (aka chaos gremlin with cute ears)
Age: 5ish? Mentally? Toddler with a chip on his shoulder.
Weight: Small but thinks he’s a linebacker.

Bio:
Hi, I’m Maxx. I bark at the wind, judge your fashion choices, and have a deep personal vendetta against Amazon delivery drivers. I’m not for everyone—and that’s how I like it. I bond with one person and treat them like royalty. Everyone else? Dead to me.

I’m sassy, scrappy, and suspicious of happiness. I enjoy long walks (as long as we don’t see people, bikes, strollers, or anything that moves), and I have perfected the art of side-eye. My trust must be earned. My affection is a rare reward. My attitude? Relentless.

Likes:

• My person (you’ll know if it’s you)
• Treats I immediately spit out, then beg for again
• Warm laundry piles
• Screaming into the void (a.k.a. barking at absolutely nothing)

Dislikes:

• Being ignored
• Being touched without a formal agreement
• 99.9% of humanity
• Vacuum cleaners (they started it)

Ideal Home:
Just me and my chosen human. No kids, no chaos (unless it’s mine), and no weird vibes. If you want a dog who loves you like you're the sun, moon, and cheese drawer—and is willing to go full goblin mode to protect you—I’m your guy.